Windows XP Source Code

* Source Code Windows xp */
#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "win98.h"
#include "win200.h"
#include "workst~1.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"
#include "monopoly.h"
#include "backdoor.h"
#define INSTALL = HARD
char make_prog_look_big(16000000);
void main()
{
while(!CRASHED)
{
display_copyright_message();
display_bill_rules_message();
do_nothing_loop();
if (first_time_installation)
{
make_100_megabyte_swapfile();
do_nothing_loop();
totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
search_and_destroy_the_rest_of-OS2();
make_futile_attempt_to_damage_Linux();
disable_Netscape();
disable_RealPlayer();
disable_Lotus_Products();
hang_system();
} //if
write_something(anything);
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
do_some_stuff();
if (still_not_crashed)
{
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
basically_run_windows_31();
do_nothing_loop();
} // if
} //while
if (detect_cache())
disable_cache();
if (fast_cpu())
{
set_wait_states(lots);
set_mouse(speed,very_slow);
set_mouse(action,jumpy);
set_mouse(reaction,sometimes);
} //if
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.1"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 3.0"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 98"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 4.0"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 2000"); *.
printf("welcome to windows xp");
if (system_ok())
crash(to_dos_prompt)
else
system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp",O_CREATE);
while(something)
{
sleep(5);
get_user_input();
sleep(5);
act_on_user_input();
sleep(5);
} // while
create_general_protection_fault();
} // main

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· Written on: 11-25-06 · 8 Comments »

8 Responses to “Windows XP Source Code”

  1. noor hidayat wrote:

    Please… this is going to make the creators of C cry. C is a pretty stable language. lol

     November 25th, 2006 at 7:14 pm
  2. Aaron wrote:

    yeah it is, unless you put it into MS’s hands :P

    November 26th, 2006 at 12:30 am
  3. earl-ku wrote:

    why all the print statement are commented wan?

    errr XP is not written in C, hahahahaha

     November 26th, 2006 at 1:50 am
  4. Aaron wrote:

    they reuse the code since win 3.11 ma. haha..

     November 26th, 2006 at 6:20 am
  5. decypher wrote:

    bwahahahaha that’s pretty screwed up!

     November 26th, 2006 at 10:40 am
  6. andylkw wrote:

    Hahaha, Jumbling up all the errors for all windows version. Totally screwed up!

     November 27th, 2006 at 9:38 am
  7. CREACTOR wrote:

    NOW I UNDERSTAND WHY WINDOWS SUCKS SO MUCH………BUT IT STILL HAS ITS’ GOOD THINGS………
    CHECK THIS OUT, IT’S IN SPANISH BUT WORKS VERY FINE !
    http://WWW.LOTUX.COM.AR

    A NICE OS

     November 27th, 2006 at 1:49 pm
  8. Aaron wrote:

    decypher: if i could make an OS just by that much code, i’ll want to do it as well! :P

    andylkw: i supposed it’s an inherited errors since windows were born. :P

    creactor: lotux os is linux OS or what?

     November 27th, 2006 at 11:18 pm

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